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HALL OF LOSERS

2019: JONNY

Where did it go wrong for Jonny? Well, it started with 

drafting Adam Thielen for $180 and it was all downhill

from there. Working 80+ hour weeks does not 

correlate with fantasy football success and Jonny found

that out the hard way. Luckily for Jonny, this year's

punishment was perfect for the founder of

JKhalFitness. Give it a follow on instagram if you haven't

already done so. But yes, this year's loser had to run a half 

marathon in the outfit of the winner's choice. Due to 

Corona season, this year's winner, Peter, was gracious 

enough to let Jonny run the half in the outfit of his own

choosing. If it were me, I would've made him run it in a 

Vernon Davis Jersey (Jonny just had flashbacks to the 2013 fantasy football final and might need to go back to therapy). 

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When asked about how he will rebound from his poor season, Jonny said,

"White Claws. I wasn't drinking White Claws at the last draft and I won't make that same mistake again". You heard it here first, the failure of Team Lebron was due to the lack of black cherry flavor running through his veins. 

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2018: DAVID

After an abysmal 2018 season, David found himself in last place in the standings. He finished the year 2-11, just behind Jonny who finished 3-10. Doug Baldwin, Leonard Fournette and Amari Cooper did not pan out for David. 2018 was the first season that Year of the Kicker started the last place punishment tradition. And as you may guess from the picture, the last place punishment was to bleach your hair.

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Can the real Slim Shady please stand up? But actually though, Dave doesn't look half bad in blonde. Unfortunately, after the season, David moved to Guatemala to hide his shame from taking last place in the league.

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